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“And they say the creature’s still out there . . .” his face lit by flames that eerily mimicked a Roscolux #2002 gel, “. . . out there combing the beaches for promiscuous teenagers!”

It was time for the Buxom Virgin’s thesis statement, a variation of which she did in every one of these.

“Good thing I’m not promiscuous!”

From Go, Mutants, p. 132

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Several teens in their late twenties were gathered around a beach bonfire, listening to a Prefab Teen Idol tell his spooky story, delivered with the sunny dysphonia he brought to every line.